Paris, France (by pastryaffair)
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it
send me a fandom and i’ll list my five favorite characters
the only one in the world.
Jensen’s full body laugh, though!
Runs away in shame
and then nearly falls over trying to look at his own ass
I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.
Elderly stars slide down the morning sky
Never, in fact, homeless
(Metallicar & Scenery, requested by Anonymous)
Sebastian Stan speaking romanian!
I need to lay down and contemplate this for the rest of my life
I just had an heart attack
THAT WAS LESS THAN TWO FUCKING SECONDS OF A LANGUAGE I COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HE COULD HAVE BEEN SAYING “FUCK THE FANGIRLS” AND MY LIFE IS NOW RUINED THANKS MAN THANKS A LOT
when I was studying Greek I would get frustrated and annoyed because often, at the beginning of a sentence or clause — or just scattered haphazardly throughout — there would be three or four “particles” with no specific meaning. the literal translation might be “so thus and”, but of course you couldn’t put that down. they were just placeholder words, colloquial linguistic padding.
now, of course, I realize that I start sentences with “okay but like”.
you can sing the praises of the Greeks all you want, but the fact is, Plato wrote with all the elegance and grace of an off-the-cuff tumblr post.
seriously though like let’s not romanticize the past like we do okay we preseverve personal manuscripts as these MAJESTIC RELICS of the past and it’s like no????? half the shit in manuscripts is so fucking dumb hilarious but dumb it’s like preserving the notes i take in class and trying to discern anything serious from them we even do this with things as recent as shakespeare YOU’D THINK after catullus we would learn that humanity has always found fart jokes funny that EVERYONE draws dicks in their notes that AT NO POINT IN HISTORY have we been refined and mature and like I LOVE IT but let’s ADMIT THAT THAT’S THE CASE (via alfonselric)
girl: i fukin hate you